tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2829316451792769591.post6323809573079684374..comments2023-05-10T05:02:41.959-07:00Comments on Words Times Words: He's Moving on UpEllenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16543653819124326199noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2829316451792769591.post-76411379182732105022009-04-01T18:52:00.000-07:002009-04-01T18:52:00.000-07:00I absolutely loved it!! You are a GREAT story tell...I absolutely loved it!! You are a GREAT story teller. :) I wish I had been in physical therapy that day! :)Macyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17622889182043020998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2829316451792769591.post-7415116650411262022009-03-23T06:51:00.000-07:002009-03-23T06:51:00.000-07:00Yay Darren! Oh Ellen, poor poor you. There is no...Yay Darren! Oh Ellen, poor poor you. There is nothing as maddening as trying to get ahold of someone when you can't. Good job Darren! It's about time.Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17452024599485573096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2829316451792769591.post-2918777039644387052009-03-20T14:07:00.000-07:002009-03-20T14:07:00.000-07:00My greatest sympathies go out to Darren. For his ...My greatest sympathies go out to Darren. <BR/><BR/>For his happiness, it is imperative that he learn the following 10 cell phone survival techniques:<BR/><BR/>1. Learn how to temporarily lose your cell phone. Having it fall out of your pocket, leave it in the bathroom, the car, your office, etc.<BR/><BR/>2. When a short-term loss isn't sufficient, have it fall behind the bedroom dresser or between the sofa cushions.<BR/><BR/>3. When applying method 2, make sure that the ringer is turned off.<BR/><BR/>4. Forget to charge the phone.<BR/><BR/>5. Learn how to make it appear the phone is charging, when it actually isn't.<BR/><BR/>5. Forget to turn the ringer on.<BR/><BR/>6. When someone asks you if you have a cell phone, tell them "no." (Remember it is not dishonest to lie to immoral questions).<BR/><BR/>7. If someone doesn't believe the answer to 6, tell them your wife doesn't like you to give the number out.<BR/><BR/>8. If they still don't believe you, say "Get though behind me, Satan."<BR/><BR/>9. Never call anyone from your cell phone so that your number can't be stored.<BR/><BR/>10. Only reply to cell phone calls in a cement-enclosed basement, making the caller annoyed and less likely to call you again.Sven Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01325463293919421247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2829316451792769591.post-35019665044921112922009-03-18T10:10:00.000-07:002009-03-18T10:10:00.000-07:00Can you believe his technology challenged father b...Can you believe his technology challenged father beat him by 16 years in getting a cell phone?greg&larenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12975742092636824469noreply@blogger.com